this girl in my childrens literature class literally spends every single class making and drawing on flowcharts and i am convinced she has some kind of blog where she posts only flowcharts. one of them was entitled ‘should you have sex with this person’ but i haven’t been able to get a super good look at any of them. i must find this blog.
did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why
so i bumped into this kid i used to go to school with 3 years below me down at the train station today and i somehow managed to make him buy me a watermelon from the grocery store
but then i took it one step further and convinced him that we needed party hats
for both us and the watermelon
i’ve barely even spoken to this kid before in my life and he did exactly what i said without hesitation
thank you so much! :) day made!
i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
tumblrs lookin 4 new interns
just hire the xkit guy i dont think u understand how much harder u are making things for yourself hire him hire the fucking xkit guy